dad jazz
bland, emotionless and purely instrumental jazz music. no matter where you live, it is played on a radio station named the oasis and makes breezin’ look like b-tches brew. evidence of improvisation ranges from minimal to nonexistent. the soundtrack to khaki shorts, polos, seldom used golf clubs, mandals and combovers.
bahia funk by lee ritenour is a prime example of dad jazz.
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