dad shagger
the logical response to being called a motherf-cker. being called “motherf-cker” implies that you f-ck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.
by immediately responding “dadsh-gger” one temporarily confuses one’s literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to sh-g their dad or f-ck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry -ss life.
antagonist: “you motherf-cker!”
pacifist: “dad sh-gger”
antagonist: “huh?”
pacifist: “squahnutkick”
a person who sh-gs fathers (dad’s) the opposite of a mother f-cker
man that dad sh-ggers done it again,
you f-ckin dad sh-gger pick that f-ckin sh-t up,
i known you’ve been dad sh-gging you f-ckin dad sh-gger thats why you smell of sh-t
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