Dad-stache
the dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. while it appears similar to a 70s p-rn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.
males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). it is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad–ssery.
you kind of had this nasty sc-m stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made burt reynolds look like a p-b-scent cheeseball!
Read Also:
- roxed out
the act of being high on rapid release oxycodone pills aka roxys or blues she was so roxed out after blowing three blues
- dad wee
when occasionally, men sit down for a p-ss. just as a treat. ‘time for a dad wee!’
- Daffing
a word based on the acronym d.a.f., meaning down as f-ck. a term commonly used to accept invitation to a social event or gathering, such as a party, mobbing, shindig, etc. basically the same as saying “i’m down”, though much cooler and eccentric. karl: yo gary, you down to go to that mobbing party at […]
- Dafuh
an abbreviation of the phrase “what the f-ck?”. commonly used at social events to express shock or awe. a friend staples his nipples to his d-ck hole, covers his b-tt cheeks in peanut b-tter and asks you to clean him out before the chess master comes back. dafuh? means “what the f-ck?” but with less […]
- damnation skateboards
the best f—-ing company ever better than handprint you ride for d-mnation…your cool