daddy grant
daddy grant was originally a drama lecturer who perved on students. he gave all the boys he fancied top marks and you can now use the term for a really annoying man who tries to annoy you or others or if you are a boy, a man who eyes you up and then falls off his bike and blacks his eye.
“that man in the trenchcoat is a right old daddy grant”
“that daddy grant just exposed himself to me on the bus”
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