daddy milk


1. that carton of milk that sits in the fridge which you never want to touch because your disgusting dad who chews tobacco and never brushes his horrifying teeth is too lazy to get a d-mn gl-ss, instead resorting to taking swigs out of the carton.
person 1: “every morning i get so p-ssed off, the last thing i want in my mouth is daddy milk.”
person 2: “…i’m gonna go.”

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