Daffodick


a typical welshman/woman who bang on about their nationality and how ‘welsh and proud’ they are, naively oblivious of the biggest irony of all: that they nearly always come last at everything. on the rare occasion that they win something like a rugby match they get several years mileage out of it and often canonise the try scorer giving them f-cking ridiculous names like ‘merve the swerve’. another sad irony is that the most vociforous of these creatures can’t even speak f-cking welsh.
have you heard that dave now spells his name ‘dafydd’ and has just posted a picture of a dragon on his facebook. apparently his nans, uncles father in law was welsh – what a f-cking daffod-ck!!!!

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