dake-bonoism
though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to recreational christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist christians in general, and charismatic christians in particular. it is aimed at those whose over-simplification of christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. it is a way of saying “you’re world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating.” synonymn: clicker.
“i hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously dake-bonoist views, i may as well be discussing politics with jimmy swaggart.”
dake-bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late rev. finis jennings dake and lyrical writings of bono (singer for the popular band u2).
dake-bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. it is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.
that carman guy has to be a dake-bonoist. that boy can click like there is no tomorrow!
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