a d-ck loving man who wishes to go out with kim copper and kim russel two monsters in grade 10 and 12 he wishes for his d-ck to be grated into cheese slices by there teeth.
hey your a dakota grams arent you?
kyungc-mber – kyung + cuc-mber = kyungc-mber. kyungc-mber is the nickname of a very talented young korean rapper from south korea who is also in a band called block b. he earned the nickname “kyungc-mber” because he has a very long face, jaehyo of block b also said he looked like a cuc-mber therefore bbc […]
a fleshy robot with too many tattoos and and a mohawk. dalebots are good at taking pictures but no one wants one at there wedding. dalebots are also good at servicing large women that may or may not have a p-n-s. should we hire a “dalebot” to take pictures at our sons wedding or do […]
word of confusion. a: hibadi habbi goooli ga! b: …..gnegh?
an ailment that causes breast milk to flow for reasons un–ssociated with pregnancy. common in hentai. takagaki’s never been pregnant but thanks to galactorrhea her b–bs lactate constantly!
- screaming hyena
when your partner’s p-n-s is so incredibly small, thin, or mishapen in general that you laugh in a high-pitched voice uncontrollably for more than 15 minutes you pull off your boyfriend’s boxers and he stands naked before you with a crooked c-ck and you can’t help it and giggle as he puts on his pants […]