Dalailemma
a dalailemma is a situation that can not even be solved even by the smartest, wisest of monks.
phil: “oi dave bruv i dunno what to do about this chick situation”
dave: “what do you mean mate, obviously go with charmaine shes fitter”
phil: “but she ain’t all there, she cant count to 5 and all she talks about is going tiger tiger on student night, where as candice has 5 gcse’s and a career and loves me for who i am…”
dave: “well your in a right dalailemma phil”
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