Dalit Penis


male organ of a black untouchable, being a neologism for the historically more accurate ‘shudra p-n-s’. hence a unit of length, one foot long.

in south asia, the legendary untouchable p-n-s is largest of all, dwarfing the medium indian muslim p-n-s, which in turn exceeds the small hindu p-n-s & the even tinier christian p-n-s:

ethnic group __________ erect size ____ ref.
shudra p-n-s …….. ‘9 to 10 in’ .. edwardes 1959, p 60
indian muslim p-n-s . ‘5 or 6 in’ … edwardes 1963, p 261
hindu p-n-s ……… ‘4 to 4.5 in’ . purvis 1992, p 18
christian p-n-s ….. ‘3.7 in’ …… siminoski 1993, p 231-5.

references
– ‘the jewel in the lotus’ allen edwardes. ny: julian press, 1959.
– ‘the cradle of erotica’ a edwardes. ny: julian press, 1963.
– ‘male s-xual machine’ kenneth purvis. ny: st. martin’s press, 1992.
– ‘the relationships amg. height, penile length & foot size’ k siminoski & j bain, ann s-x res 6 (1993) p 231-235.

this follows the global pattern of the negroid-australoid p-n-s (incl the dravidian p-n-s, sudanese & northern nigerian p-n-s) being largest; followed by the proto australoid p-n-s, congoid & paleolithic hamitic p-n-s being medium; then by the caucasoid nordic-iranian p-n-s & semitic or araboid p-n-s which are small to medium; & finally by the caucasoid alpine p-n-s (incl european p-n-s & indo-aryan p-n-s), caucasoid iberian p-n-s, mongoloid & negrito p-n-s which are extremely small.
1) reporter: ever since sushma choudhury’s tight pink punjabi v-g-n- has been stretched out by suresh ram’s foot-long black dalit p-n-s, she has refused to go to bed with any punjabi munda or any other non-dalit man!

2) “the beautiful rajputni deeti singh moaned as maddow colver inserted his 12-inch dalit p-n-s into her tight rajput v-g-n-. she swore she would never return to small rajput p-n-s again.” – erotic version of ‘sea of poppies’

3) when the dalit panther pulled down his pants, the hindustani bibi cried, ‘sala, i had heard that dalit p-n-s was bigger, but this is fantastic!’

4) madhuri: anil, drive slowly! you are just one dalit p-n-s behind that bus!

5) “nawazish shah suddenly awoke as he fell to the floor. realising he had been pushed off his bed, he looked up & agonised – the brazen shah-bano of bengal had again brought home her yaar (lover), qoollee khan the untouchable general. the shah of bengal’s throat went dry as his dominant bibi smiled at him lewdly & then pulled out qoollee’s dalit p-n-s from his loin-cloth. the sight of what was said to be the largest male organ in all of bengal never failed to emasculate him. as she tauntingly waved it in his direction, nawazish was overcome by shudra p-n-s envy as his aryan p-n-s contracted & his testes shrivelled up. by the time they started to copulate, all of the shah’s manliness had slipped away.” – mughal erotica, nang-ood-deen khan, topix.com 15 aug 2011.

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