Daljapador


the best threesome of dog show girls ever. we rule the open senior ring with our awesomeness. we enjoy finding our original callings, such as waffles, oranges, homeless men with walkers, and shiba inu dogs. n-body can ever amount the us, because we are the best.
ador: oh my gosh, random reggae cd!
dal: let’s leave it for the homeless people and see if they take it!
dalj-pador

dal: undale! undale! por favor, por favor!

j-p: omg mariah i think my fish is choking!!!
ador: how does a fish choke!?
j-p: omg what do i do!?

ador: cpr cpr cpr!
j-p: okay, the fish just spit the food up, and ate it again.

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