Damage Controlman


1. responsible for maintaing repair lockers, training ships crew in all aspects of damage control.
2. worthless -ss-hats that do nothing but eat chips, drink soda, and play spades.
3. one who p-wns his work and resposibitlies on to another.
4. has the intellegince of a dingleberry.
hey, werent you supposed to perform open heart surgery this afternoon?
ya, i had the intern do it for me.
dude, your such a dcman.

have you seen my baseball?

d-mn, your house looks like sh-t. didnt you hire a housekeeper?
ya, turns out she was a damage controlman.

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