damaged walrus


1. a walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy v-g-n-.

2. a poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.
tarah mistook the damaged walrus’ v-g-n- for a p-n-s, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.

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