damagesty


a quality possessed by hot girls; a portmanteau of damage and majesty. derived from the fact that most hot girls have a myriad of psychological issues stemming from years of abuse by step-fathers and boyfriends selected for their desirably abusive tendencies.
vj: dude, that girl’s so hot. look at all that majesty.
mike: whatever, dude – you see blond locks; i see damage.
vj: still, look at all that damagesty.

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