Dammit Netflix
what you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually sat-rdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that netflix makes really easy to binge watch.
-wakes up in the morning- awesome! i’m going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so i can be in shape for lacrosse season.
eight hours later.
dammit netflix! at least i know why everyone is talking about breaking bad though…
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