Damon
a s-xy all around guy, plays sports and is good with girls. a nice guy overall and sleeps with ”people” a lot. never messes with anyone, you should want a damon
man what a s-xy guy, such a damon
verb, transitive. to one-up someone in a roundabout way.
martin: i’m going to cycle around corsica this summer.
damon: yeah. i’ve been to corsica. we sailed around the place but didn’t like the food. so we went back to sardinia.
jon: you were just damoned – by damon!
affectionate, highly emotional but will never show it expect in anger ( they tend to blink a lot). body like a greek g-d. hard working, family oriented and a usually a well and sweet mannered southern boy. generous and giving but damons are not patient people. damon’s do not stay still, they go from place to place hence the spelling of the name backwards nomad.
did you see damon today? no he left already, he couldnt wait.
a sloth-like creature, commonly has large eyes and spends his life playing sh-t video games.
girl 1: look at that dude over there, he looks like sid the sloth from ice age.
girl 2: i know, it’s so weird. he plays forza on xbox all the time as well. it fills up my facebook page.
girl 1: omg, he’s such a damon.
damon
tall, s-xy, dark haired man with sociopathic tendencies. someone who steals his brother’s girlfriend (see “stefan”), even though she’s not that smart or attractive (see “elena”). has amazing eyes. best friend one day, snaps your neck the next. loves cats.
elena: sorry stefan, i love damon now.
stefan: but we’re doppelgangers that are meant to be together! -cry-
damon: -snaps stephan’s neck- that’ll shut him up. now let’s have s-x.
damon is so hot he’s a babe and he’s so awesome he’s a beast at life and all the girls love him plus all the guys just wanna be like him , he’s so awesome any girl would be lucky to have him if u wanna date a damon and you know a damon just tell him he will say yes i promise u and did i say that he’s so hot oh yeah didn’t want to forget this he’s abs like and angle and that 6 pack he’s just like thupac damon’s such a legend
girl 1:wow who’s that he’s a babe and he’s soo hot
girl2: ahhhhh he’s taking off his shirt he’s has a 6 pack he’s so hot
-girls fighting over damon-
he’s a hottie he must be a damon
a justin bieber-esque guy whos like 2 feet tall and cries a lot and has fish eyes, wears teel skinny jeans that are his sisters and is a regular heart breaker who likes to stare at himself in the mirror. and is frequently called a f-g by his sister and everyone he meets.
sister: damon gimme my f-ckin pants you little f-g!
damon: wait im not doen with the mirror! (shatter)
refers to someone who looses two jobs in one day. also means, someone who generally sucks at life.
that new kid turned out to be a total damon, f-ck i’m glad he’s gone.
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