dampwipe


1. (noun) the damp-wipe is the only known scientifically researched cure for swamp–ss and the like.

2. (verb) the act of dampening a towel/toilet paper/ any absorbent medium with water and then using it to remedy swamp–ss, crotch-rot, fumunda cheese, etc.

worker 1: “man, ive been sweating my -ss off working all day. i got some serious swamp-ss goin on here”

worker 2: “sounds like you gotta dampwipe.”

worker 3: “yea, the dampwipe cured my crotch rot.”

worker 2 to worker 1: “ya see? proof. hey, we’re ordering from zaccardi’s…what do you wanna get?”

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