Dan Bergstein


a humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his “blogging twilight” articles on the website www.sparknotes.com
“omg 1st on a dan bergstien blog???”

“you are my life now,

dan bergstein”
an acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the twilight series characters (i.e. pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and smelly belly is a h-rny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. an icon of sparknotes. also known as lt. lasermind.
kid 1: lt. lasermind is a genius.
kid 2: pedweird and smelly belly are stupid, according to him.
kid 1: i want to go onto sparknotes and read his latest blog.
kid 2: dan bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
kid 1: let’s have some outdoor spaghetti, too!

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