dan sasquatch


a hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. very rare speciman…
guy 1: did you just see that thing p-ss out under a tree?
guy 2: yeah, it must have been the elusive dan sasquatch.

man, i need to shave my p-b-s, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.

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