Dandy Dangler


that otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men’s locker room completely disrobed after showering. the dandy dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.
jeff: back in a minute broohhhh! gotta run to the locker room and take a p-ss.
john: ok brahhhh! watch out for that ron guy that comes here. i saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
jeff: great. that dude’s a dandy dangler. he was chatting me up good the other day and i got no time for a sausage party in there.

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