when you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. the objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.
so i see you’re spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he’s gonna kill you if he ever finds out. b: yeah. she’s my danger crush.
- dash doodie
when someone takes a sh*t in your car and you don’t know where the source is. *opens car door* holy h*ll! what is that god awful stench? must be a dash doodie.
- designated diver
a designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim. person one: my mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it. person two: she needs a “designated diver’
- d*ck ashtray
v. extreme form of bdsm. when one sticks a lit or smoked cigarette into the urethra/d*ckhole. hey man, you don’t have an ashtray can i just flick it on the ground? nah man just use my d*ck ashtray.
dileesive means you are trying your hardest to get sick, because you want to skip an event you have to attend to. should we try and get dileesive tonight? via giphy