Danger Fap
danger fap is an intense, but dangerous game. in danger fapping, one must m-st-rb-t- to about halfway till j-zztown. the person must then shout for a mom or dad to come into the room, then beat the c-ck so you can beat the clock.
fap…fap…fap…fap…fap…fap…fap
“mom can you come in here?”
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!!!
“never mind mom, i just wanted to try this sweet thing called danger fapping. now suck me off”
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