dangerous wank
make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream “mum”.
then the fun bit…
you have to -j-c-l-t- before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
got back from college the other day.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous w-nk
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
the act of sending ones housemate out to tesco’s to buy chocolate, m-ffins and wine in order to m-st-rb-t-, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
margaret: what did you get up to last night?
glynis: i had a dangerous w-nk whilst brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
margaret: ooh, that sounds like fun.
glynis: yes, it was delightful.
Read Also:
- Pickle Slang
the act of one man putting his p-n-s in any orifice of another man. johny is not only gay, but promiscuous too. he pickle slangs different dude every night.
- Pimp Trick Gangsta Click
just like above but it was from the cd “aquemini” not atliens lemme return this pimp trick gangsta click alb-m what’s wrong with it? it don’t play right
- veteran paint
cool way to say blood i fell off my bike and scr-ped my knee. i got veteran paint all over my pants cool way to say blood i fell off my bike and scr-ped my knee. i got veteran paint all over my pants
- Vacathon
an extended vacation, of at least 3 weeks duration, that takes place at a location other than the home. the word is a portmanteau of “vacation” and “marathon”. “i’m off to take a vacathon in europe for the month of august.” friend1: “are you taking a long break?” friend2: “ya, i’m taking a vacathon for […]
- Vaggestion
a suggestion which could only be made by a woman. these are often unreasonable. -omg we should totally make avocado facemasks. -that’s a good vaggestion, liza.