dangershank
the act of masturbation while simultaneously defocating then calling attention to ones self, with the aim being to finish both activities before being caught.see dangerw-nk. the word dangershank is adapted from dangerw-nk, but with the words sh-t and w-nk being combined to create the shank.
“the dangershank i had last night was joke, barely got my kegs up when my mum came in”
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