dangleberry


a little nugget of terd (sometimes known as a poo-chunk) that gets stuck to a mans -rs- hair.
“oi, who left a dangleberry on the sh-tter?!!”
dry excrement caught in the b-m hairs. referred to as berries because of the shape and colour. some people like to think of them as fruits of the digestive system hanging from the tree of b-tt.n
see also
sh-tb-lls
stinknuggets
dude your mom has dangleberries like golf b-lls, you should totally bath the smelly cow.
a ‘dangle berry’ refers to poo and bits of toilet paper stuck in the hair around the -n-s.

they cling to the hair and look like sh-tty berries, hence the name.
…and as i rimmed him i noticed something in my mouth- it was a dangle berry!!!
dry particles o’sh-te clinging to the hairs of the -rs-.
a small comb is useful when trying to remove dangleberries, but razors prove a bit too dangerous.
dry encrusted pieces of sh-t that are stuck on to your -n-l hair.
i sure hate plucking these dangle berries out of my -ss.
balled up sh-t caught in your b-tthole hair. but on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.
getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.

i can feel my dangleberry move around my -ss hole and its driving me nuts!
lumps of dry faeces hanging from -n-l hair
‘oh my god,he hasnt washed his -rs- for a while, look at those dangleberries’

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