dango

a j-panese treat. basically a small rice ball filled with all sorts of fillings like plum paste.
i threw dango all over the floor and watched the fools kill each other for the wicked awesome deliciousness!
dangos are j-panese dumplings made of rice flour. they come in many varieties.
oh, those dangos are delicious!
dango are a cute bunch of sweet dumblings that come in an -ssortment of colors. they can be out the star fish any day cuz of their f-cking cuteness. they have a large family and they love each other very much. they have a theme song called dango daikazoku which is the ending of the amazing show clannad. when otakus (anime fans) hear the song they b-tts into tears cuz its the sh-t and it kinda sad … but still the sh-t.
person: what the f-ck is that
me: the dango family
person: dango is food
me: dango are cute creature that could eat you any day (not really)
person: …. okay?
a compete and utter f-nny head who lacks any manliness whatsoever

originated from the word “fandango” which is greek for v-g-n-
when a man complains about you eating food which fell on the floor….dango
when a man turns down a session to study…dango
when a man dosn’t drink tea/beer while taking a sh-t….dango
when a man dosn’t walk around his own bedroom without pants on….dango
when a man chooses salmon over beef at a wedding…dango
when a man dosn’t scratch himself in puplic….dango
when a man dosn’t eagle fat birds…dango
when a man complains when he’s been goated…dango
and so fourth…..
dango
1) a slang term for money. ordinarily it refers to large amounts of money.
2) the change in one’s pocket.

plural is also dango. no “s” is added at the end of the word.

this use of the term was coined on the east coast, 2003- 2004. its usage spread rampantly through people aged 17- 22.
“this dawg cost a whole lotta dango!”

“that chiquita i was wit’ las’ night took every d-mn dango out my pants & was gone when i woke up.”
a dango is a person of the female s-x who is attractive from a distance but unattractive up close.

a combination of the words “dang” and “oh” because from a distance, the response to the female is “dang!” when she approaches, however, the new found appearance of the female makes the male say “oh!” in disgust.
i saw that girl over there, and she looked good! but when i got up close, i realized she was ugly. i swear, i am getting rather tired of all the dango’s around here.!
dango is the another name for the gun sights on a rifle
he peered down the barrel of the rifle through the dango getting his prey in his sight

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