dank game alert


the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.
marv albert on your tv- “lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!”

stoned/drunk guy on couch- “yeah man, looks like a dank game alert!”

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