Danky Towel
a towel that is used for cleaning the s-m-n off of the p-n-s after masturbation. it can also be used by putting it under the area in witch a male m-st-rb-t-s so that all the s-m-n is collected and can be quickly removed from the males vicinity….cuz dat sh-t nasty
visitor- “oh your floors must very dirty, because you keep many towels by your bed.”
man- “no man those are my danky towels, don’t touch them”
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