when you mistype ‘d-mnit’ then your friends make fun of you.
person one: you spelt that wrong danmit!
person two: hahhahahahahaha you spelt that wrong! you dumbo!
person one: shut the f-ck up, richard!
- order disorder
the inability of a restaurant patron to place an order because they’re overwhelmed by the choices. i experience order disorder every time i see the menu at a bbq joint because there are too many choices.
- messy v*g*n*
a messy v-g-n- is a v-g-n- usually covered in s-m-n. like after a creampie when the s-m-n starts to leak out guy: i’m about to c-m girl: pull it out guy: *c-ms on v-g-n-* you have a messy v-g-n- 😉
- camping bush
when a woman’s pubic hair gets a little unruly because she is camping and does not have access to proper facilities to tame the beast. rita apologized to us for her camping bush she was sporting while wearing her swimsuit on the boat during a week long camping trip.
the act of spit, slap, choked, kicked someone! i splicked that b-tch!
- paddys alley
not sure of the origin -but it’s a common saying in the north east – meaning a place is cluttered , chaotic or messy . blooming heck , it’s like paddys alley in here