Darben


(1) person or thing that fails beyond belief.

(2) g-d’s only failure.

(3) an act that can only make you want to do terrible things to people or objects.

(4) a word used to replace failure when the fail is much farther than epic.
(1) guy 1 – that guy just got a killionaire off of his own team!
guy 2 – what a darben.

(2) guy 1 – who is that?

guy 2 – … darben.
guy 1 – what was god thinking?

(3) -attending a funeral-
guy 1 – what happened to your grandmother?
guy 2 – a darben hit her with a baseball bat on accident.
guy 1 – d-mn… only if there weren’t and darbens in this world.

(4) -a guy rides a bike into a stationary car-
guy 2 – lol!!! darben!

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