dark choke
when your s-xual partner is tied up or handcuffed to the bed. when its dark slowly place your b-tthole over his/her face and let out a load. force it down their thoats.
tom: woah, mike.. im really sorry your wife died yest-rday, perhaps you’d like to come to my bas-m-nt. i live alone.
mike: no thanks, im okay, i actually killed my wife when i pulled a “dark choke.” the last words she mumbled were, “what the f-ck did you eat mike, it’s very fruity.”
tom: do the cops know this story?
mike: me either
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