Dark Lord
there’s approximately 745.3 dark lords in literature and pop-culture. i’ll give you a run down of three (with a special guest at the end,) in order of creation.
lord sauron.
aka: the lord of the rings, the enemy, the great eye, the dark lord.
traits: bizarre ring fetish, kick-ss mace of pwnage, kick-ss minions of pwnosity.
darth vader
aka: anakin skywalker, lord vader, the dark lord, james earl jones.
traits: lightsaber. h-ll, everyone loves lightsabers… the force! quotability to the max.
lord voldemort
aka: you know who, the dark lord, he who must not be named, tom riddle, ralph fiennes.
traits: b-tchin’ snake familiar, near immortality due to splitting his soul, uh… cool eyes?
george w. bush
aka: dubbyuh, bushy, bushy junior.
traits: horrible public speaking skills, inheriting the uncanny ability from his father to bring war to america, funny, sticky-outty ears.
i am the founder of the dark lord’s union, ph34r my 1337 h4xx0rz $k!llz
nickname used to describe the -ssociate dean of the college of education at ulm. most likely due to his color rather than his personality.
ooh gosh, here comes the dark lord again!
this is a s-xual maneuver performed by first performing -n-l s-x then slapping the girl across the face with your sh-t-covered light saber (p-n-s).
she was only expecting -n-l, but he gave a dark lord.
a wrestler from several e-feds known for undertaker like gimmick combined with a mankind esque gimmick. mid to upper level e-fedder but often prefers to stay in the lower ranks of the hardcore or tag team divisions. is known for creating: abaddons pit hang em high and sacrafice match.
john: omg! dark lord just put that kid through the roof of a truck!
cigarette, tabacco. slang.
usage grew out of the increasing villification of smokers by self-righteous moral purists who believe smoking cigarettes is akin to devil worship. see also satanism, fresh-air fascist.
“i’m going outside to worship the dark lord.”
one of the greatest black/death metal bands ever. they are an australian band.
darklord has one cd so far, symphony satanikka, which kicks -ss!
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