when a rather well hung black fellow conceals his p*n*s in a silver dinner platters and exhibits it to an unsuspecting victim.
officer: what happened here?
victim: he dark meat plattered me…..
when a girl is getting done in the b*tt and the b*lls are flapping around. often times the guy is smacking his lips and her lips. you better not flabblegobber me!
- breaded dragon
a women who likes to grow hair around her lady garden my wife’s breaded dragon scares the trick and treater every halloween
*sshole teachers – i.e., faculty. the f*ckulty is giving me grief over this outfit.
all sorfistas are girls that were *ssigned to be sisters in their life. sorfistas are people designed to destroy all froder that come along the path. sorfistas will chant their anthem when they can their anythem is: “sorfistas sorfistas, ra ra ra!” their natural habbit is in nicaragua, they cab be seen in cars with […]