darkling


a term used in the movie “the covenant”, to describe imprints of dead people that show up in the middle of the night and scare the cr-p outta you! (seen in the movie by caleb and pogue)
“dude, this darkling just showed up in my house!”

“a darkling appeared to me in a dream last night.”
a term often used to name the wicked, ashen-skinned humanoids that are often seen on the cliffs of ingharia by p-ssing boats and planes. they are seductive in nature (much like succubus) and always seem to feel as if they’re staring straight into your heart.

it is said that darklings form from evil acts such as murder or rape, but it is truly been proven that each darkling is a human that was killed in ruthless battle against a warrior with no heart (now called selym, see definition).

they prefer warm areas, oddly enough.
that darkling sure was scary!

i’m sure that a darkling will come and get you if you’re not good tonight, sweetie!
you are a darkling, if…

• you are more sarcastic than you are charming.
• you are a geek, but you are cool.
• you hate stupid people with a p-ssion.
• you may be addicted to caffeine, but you recycle, so that’s okay.
• you appreciate brilliant art, movies, music and photography.
• you enjoy mentally t-tillating conversations.
• you are a hopeless romantic.

• you are dark.
• you are darling.

a xanga blogring.
example:

“won’t you come join the darklings ring, darling?”
someone who arouses your dark desires
he’s more then gorgeous, he’s a darkling –

you drive me wild, my darkling –
the true term for “black” people or commonly known as “africans”. darklings usually hide in dark areas, such as shadows. our shadows are actually darklings traveling behind us at all times, always hiding from the sun. at nighttime, they all jump into the sky. which is why it always appears darker and often black. as we all know, white people can sometimes, but not often, jump as high as the average darkling can. these people are seen in the sky along with darklings as stars. they got the name “stars” because this term is also used to show somebody who is famous or some sort of celebrity.
oh sh-t, watch out for the darklings. its getting dark out, they can be anywhere!
the nick name for a fan of a popular rock band called “the darkness”.
darklings are close followers of the band, not just those who think a song is great and then get bored and ignore them.
“so, you’re a fan of the darkness then?”
“yeah, that’d make me a darkling, rock on dude”
a nickname for someone who likes spooky things or seems spooky.
edward scissor hands was a lovely darkling.

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