Darkness come early


a comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).

often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are -ssumed to be arriving after the sun has set. if this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early
-knock on the door-
phil: who could that be? everyone is already here, it’s only 6 and reggie won’t show until at least 11.
-opens door-
reggie: surprise, darkness come early!
phil: holy sh-t!

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