DarMonkey
a hairy primate hick from the backwoods of wisconsin. known for his hairiness and his hickiness. proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells.
darmonkey is hairy and ugly and a hick.
uses the alias xi2. a man/monkey with large, humorous lips sometimes used for travel, and to attract mates/final fantasy players. is often seen at the beach, surfing on his lips. pet-size darmonkeys will hang on your shoulder when sailing through the caribbean.
“you best start believin’ in darmonkeys,
you’ve got one!”
a beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. this chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your -rs-nal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.
were-lips; huge, hair out of proportion lips from the congo
clank i am batman
i will kick supermans -ss
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