Darting
v. the act of p-ssing on the private parts (over the pants only, weirdos… i mean c’mon..) of your friend with a group of people, a circus, an airplanes worth, a stadium or by yourself while this said friend is p-ssed out in a party from being drunk and dumb. (take turns for bonus points!)
the following day you must advise your said friend that “he p-ssed himself, alot”. only until a few years finally telling them the truth.
this definition is not responsible for those who attempt to dart, darted, or started darting people. awesomerinc-
“while _____ was p-ssed out on this party, me and a huge group of kids started darting the sh-t out of this one kid…”
“you darted him?”
“yes, he was p-ssed out so me and a large group of friends took turns peeing on the crotch of his pants. when he woke up we told him he p-ssed himself”
taking sedatives in order to achieve a deep sleep, as a wild animal is sometimes shot with a tranquilizer dart.
we were darting and didn’t wake up until twelve hours later.
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