Daryn Johnson
the hugest erection in the world, hence the fact that it is a redundant statement. it’s redundant in the fact that it is two words for monstrous p-n-s. the word daryn, believe it or not is a word for p-n-s, originated in tennessee in the summer of 2008. the word daryn is followed by johnson, which is a cl-ssic term for p-n-s, thus completing the fact that it is a redundant term in itself. the term, daryn johnson, is now commonly used across high schools and colleges in new york and the tri-state area.
jane: “i touched him, and he got a daryn johnson right away!”
jack: “i don’t know what happened, but i saw this girl at the movies and i got a daryn johnson so large it ripped through my pants!”
maria: “my boyfriend’s erections are so large. frankly, i’m scared of daryn johnson’s such as his.”
jill: “last time we did it, my boyfriend hurt me with his daryn johnson.”
as soon as the young mike turned 13, above his grundle, he had a daryn johnson. now he knew he was a man.
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