when one admits to doing something they most certainly did not do, due to a long interrogation process, utter stupidity, or a combination of the two.
brendan was interrogated about a murder he was not involved in, but due to his lack of intellect and desire to get back to cl*ss for his project and watch wrestlemania, he was d*sseyed into making a false confession.
- hot mitt
when one *j*c*l*t*s into a plastic glove, prior to pouring candle wax- into said glove. this action is then followed by stretching this glove onto the head of submissive. i love when zac hot mitts me. bro, i hot mitted the sh*t out of maya last night.
- faith's v*g*n*
a place i call home. im inside faiths v*g*n*! a place i call home. faith’s v*g*n* is lit af!
(woo-ner) one of those kids that complains that they are poor, they hate their life, cuts themself, and says their life sucks, even though they have the iphone 6s, has never been beaten, abused, lives in a 3,000 square foot house, has nice parents and is spoiled, and isn’t bullied. jake: dude miranda just posted […]
- bayou b*tt
bayou b*tt is a beautiful combo elixir of p**p and sweat in the b*tt. not to be confused with swamp *ss. person a: oh sh*t. it’s so hot, and i just p**ped myself. uh oh! person b: sounds like someone has a cl*ssic case of bayou b*tt.