data nerd
when a person is into data to the point of a s-xual fetish. alternatively, one could define the term as a nerd who really likes statistics.
a: “here we’ve got the incidence of the word “photon” in science articles over the course of history.”
b: “i’m sorry, is this relatively to all the articles, or is it an absolute number?”
a: “absolute.”
b: “the amount of science articles also grew exponentially, are you sure this graph of yours says anything of substance?”
a: “f-ck off, go be a data nerd somewhere else.
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