date shield
a female ‘friend’ who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by slagging you behind your back.
i was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie date shielded me.
when a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.
couldn’t get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.
a biohazard tattoo directly above the -ss crack of a closet h-m- who can’t get any p-ssy ’cause they’re always locked up in prison! yup, that’s why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!
bubba: i wuz gonna nail that little white b-tch in the shower this morning, but that little f-g has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. that m-f- got aids now or is that just a date shield?
chaz: dude, you are calling him a f-g? you are the one nailing a man in the -ss. i believe that makes you the h-m- in this situation!
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