Datelined
getting caught in the act of seducing a minor, typically a 14 year old girl.
dude, did you hear peter totally got datelined the other night?
really?
yeah, he’s totally going to jail. i guess he had a bottle of jack daniels, and a box of condoms and tried banging some 13 year old girl!
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