Dave Meltzer
an uber mark “wrestling news” reporter who writes the wrestling observer, and dishes out backstage wrestling news & rumors gossip like a teenage girl in high school. thinks highly of himself because he’s an “insider” and annoys wwe/tna employees with questions about mindless, trivial information regarding wrestlers’ personal lives. also likes to criticize wrestlers/managers/storylines at will like he’s g-d’s gift to wrestling, meanwhile he has not the heart nor the b-lls to step in a wrestling ring and take a b-mp or learn about the business.
fan#1: hey did you read the wrestling observer? dave meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that shawn michaels doesnt cut his toenails
fan#2: dave meltzer is a f-cking mark. who cares about what he has to say?
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