Daveish
1. of or relating to, being a douche.
2. a pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. an action that clearly deserves a karmic b-tch slap.
4. the description of an act that is/was douchetastic.
you might be daveish if you:
1. lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.
2. strike out a 7 year old in wiffle ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a soccer player who just scored a goal in the world cup.
3. call your cousin’s wife a wh-r-.
4. break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.
5. use the last square of toilet paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.
6. create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, “da hammer.”
7. are seen in public; rocking a soul patch, drinking a jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a seash-ll necklace, rocking shutter gl-sses, wearing flip flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
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