Davey Crockett


a s-xual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal’s snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner’s now-relaxed sn-tch-fur as a c–nskin cap. can come in handy on those cold winter nights.
i met a girl in texas this weekend. we visited the alamo and after she let me try the davey crockett on her. stretched her puss the h-ll out but made one h-ll of a c–nskin cap.

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