David Blaine’d


to lose out on a p-ssionate night of strange to a magician/illusionist. or just losing out in life to said magician/illusionist. abbreviated version of blaine’d works as well.
getting david blaine’d makes for one of the best true stories ever. steven david p-ssed out on the couch in nyc. his new friend wasn’t having it so she dialed up a vanishing act, next thing you know she was whisked away by a popular magician! before any bystanders could even blink, it was realized that steven david got david blaine’d! also; steve dave got blaine’d! sdbd
getting very very drunk to the point that you almost die but just about don’t.
man, i’m gonna get david blained tonight!!

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