a david dexter is a bad *ss mother f*ck*r that constantly thinks about banging his missis. normally attracted to blonde girls and likes them curvy, adores using s*x toys
your such a bad*ss you must be a david dexter
- dirty whining
to be extremely close to someone’s b*tt whether on purpose or accident. *man stands up in front of kevin with b*tt in face* everyone: “oh snap! kevin is dirty whining!”
- dripping throat
only the weekend knows and when he thinks we are ready he will reveal the beauty behind the madness. “light one up, let me b*m a smoke still coming down, dripping throat” the weekend, dark times (feat. ed sheeran)
- dry kn*b
a dry kn*b is where a man is unsuccessful in getting p*ssy over along period of time! toby: oi scott i havent had any p*ssy lately! scott: gutted bruv you have dry kn*b !
- epic ditch
the biggest ditch of all time. jorge: where is mads hammer? he was supposed to drive me home. håkon: he left five minutes ago. jorge: wtf! now i have to wait 6 hours for the next bus. håkon: what an epic ditch.