a david dexter is a bad -ss mother f-ck-r that constantly thinks about banging his missis. normally attracted to blonde girls and likes them curvy, adores using s-x toys
your such a bad-ss you must be a david dexter
- dirty whining
to be extremely close to someone’s b-tt whether on purpose or accident. -man stands up in front of kevin with b-tt in face- everyone: “oh snap! kevin is dirty whining!”
- dripping throat
only the weekend knows and when he thinks we are ready he will reveal the beauty behind the madness. “light one up, let me b-m a smoke still coming down, dripping throat” the weekend, dark times (feat. ed sheeran)
- dry kn*b
a dry kn-b is where a man is unsuccessful in getting p-ssy over along period of time! toby: oi scott i havent had any p-ssy lately! scott: gutted bruv you have dry kn-b !
- epic ditch
the biggest ditch of all time. jorge: where is mads hammer? he was supposed to drive me home. håkon: he left five minutes ago. jorge: wtf! now i have to wait 6 hours for the next bus. håkon: what an epic ditch.
- eric bloodaxe
bad -ss motha f-cka. g-d d-mn viking bad -ss. kill his fam cuz. yee yee white man. crazy -ss white ppl dat n-gg- so eric bloodaxe via giphy