David Hasselhoff
a mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving k.i.t.t. he is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. future german chancellor.
ich ging zur bierhalle und ich sah, daß david h-sselhoff tragen auf der hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach hause ging und berührte mich. deutschliebe david h-sselhoff.
some guy we germans are supposed to adore for some reason.
german guy 1: hey, did you see david h-sselhoff last night on tv with that strange black talking car?
german guy 2: david who?
also called “the hoff”
david h-sselhoff the famous acter from “baywatch” (as mitch) and “night rider”
i also had a music carrier and made some songs like “looking for freedom” and “do the limbo dance”
germans are crazy about him
-i was in berlin last year
– aight, what did you do?
– i saw “the hoff” live
– david h-sselhoff huh? man your f-cking gay
the most gay straight man ever lived. made famous from the series baywatch. david h-sselhoff altso has his own cd.
dude1: have you seen baywatch?
dude2: yeah, what about it?
dude1: omgwtfbbq david h-sselhoff is sooooo gay
dude5: he sure is -drool-
an actor who thinks he is hot because he was on “baywatch”, way back with pamela anderson. who is hawt.
note: david h-sselhoff would not be seen with gumby. ever. maybee pokey, but never gumby.
robbie: woah! its david h-sselhoff!
d-ck: wow, wahhta tool.
pam: shut up, he was on baywatch.!
when one flush isn’t enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a “double flusher” has to be used. this technique of waste shifting is known as a david h-sselhoff
“dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a david h-sselhoff to shift it”
germany’s unsuccessful attempt to make their own “chuck norris”. he turned out to be a drunk -sshole. his one claim to fame was being on the show baywatch.
dude 1: who is that random guy in the spongbob movie?
dude 2: david h-sselhoff.
dude 1: who’s that?
dude 2: a fankenstein like creature the germans created, thinking they could match the great chuck norris.
dude 1: wow the germans fail.
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