David Jon
david jon is like g-d, he’s great at s-x, he’s daring, funny, talented. he is a bad-ss, he dominates at everything he does, even if it’s his first time playing and doesn’t even know the rules. david jon could go against chuck norris and kick his -ss. he also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the ufc. david jon does not take sh-t from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks sh-t. he has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. he’s just amazing.
why is he so good at everything?
because he’s david jon!
he’s sooo david jon!!!
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