David Kitson
an act of good will or gesture. commonly thought to have come from a transaction in the football transfer market back in 2003 where the now reading fc player dave kitson was purchased from the penniless cambridge united aiding them to go on for one more season.
”dude i saw the scabbiest smelliest tramp the other day so i took him in fed and gave him a bath” ……………….. ”really ??? your so kind that was a real david kitson gesture”
or
”that was a real david kitson the way bob geldof helped feed all those starving children”
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